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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(via shits-andgiggles)

— 9 hours ago with 62518 notes

floopyluvspineapples:

You always have that one follower who attacks your notifications in the middle of the night and goes through your blog, reblogging everything in sight.

And you’re just like:
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(via cutyourselfout)

— 9 hours ago with 183932 notes

extremehomestuckshipping:

kenteehee:

♡ the person you would take a bullet for is behind the trigger ♡

The fuck does that quote mean
And what does it have to do with cutting wrapping paper
I ain’t gonna get shot by my fucking mum

(Source: lizzonator, via cutyourselfout)

— 9 hours ago with 505873 notes
"You wrecked me and
I apologized."
Never again. (via bridgetoteranarnia)

(via kripdick)

— 10 hours ago with 136098 notes
funnyinternetpictures:

An Overly Manly Man goes to the Bar »

funnyinternetpictures:

An Overly Manly Man goes to the Bar »

(via princesswetkitty)

— 10 hours ago with 214 notes


fuck yo dreams

this is what life is all about

fuck yo dreams

this is what life is all about

(via explodes-into-space)

— 10 hours ago with 139430 notes
"If you’re dating a writer and they don’t write about you — whether it’s good or bad — then they don’t love you. They just don’t. Writers fall in love with the people we find inspiring."
Jamie Anne Royce (via wordsthat-speak)

(Source: thoughtcatalog.com, via kripdick)

— 10 hours ago with 72886 notes
pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars


What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

image

(Source: robotindisguise, via ivegivenuponyouu)

— 11 hours ago with 222634 notes

accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

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(Source: mondegreener, via xsinnerssoul)

— 15 hours ago with 327654 notes
awwww-cute:

Hungover selfie with a Kangaroo

awwww-cute:

Hungover selfie with a Kangaroo

— 15 hours ago with 730 notes